Best bars about a girl?

[BrokenHornet]

Battle for who has the best lines about a girl, try to make it quite humourous

Mine...

Undid her bra like a safety catch
Tits crazily big like a booby hatch
Snatched a kiss then kissed her snatch
Got that booty like Edward Thatch

Read beyond the 1 sylable rhymes, its the lyrical content that matters with this one.

[Midnight EyeZ]

I took a girl out for bangers and mash,
She wanted a hubby but I had to bang her and dash lol...

[[BANNED]WiLFYxX]

Yeeeee

[DJ_AMP92]

tha gurl wanted a worth wile man
that wud give her a wedding band
so i ran as she let ma dick outta her hand
fuk this i wont cum as i slapped her bum
she said she was as pure as a nun....

[Midnight EyeZ]

I sat on the bed, as she came through and flipped the lights on,
And olive skinned slim body with a pair of tights on,
Black suspenders, laced bra and nice thong,
She turned on some slow jams and said "we'll take this night long",
And then she leaped on the bed, she sunk her teeth in my neck,
All I could hear now were the springs squeek in the bed,
And then she moved down, unzipped my jeans and she said,
"You're gonna love this" then she gave the greasiest head,
She was a kinky one, like a demon possessed,
I was getting more excited and the heat was intense,
I grabbed the sheets and looked up at the ceiling,
I closed my eyes for a while and thought I was dreaming,
I must've been about a minute from creaming,
Then I opened my eyes to look down on this freak and,
That's when my jaw dropped, eyes wide, face in shock,
She's standing over me naked with an eight inch cock...

HarHarHar!!!....

[Bezly]

yehh, tha girl over there
should i fuk her, shes a bit bare
did it hard, poped the clit
pitty she cant spitt, for shit

yeh got broed

[Van Smegan]

Sick Bars

[Radikuluz]

Haha midnight duppied it.

I was walking on road, when i saw this girl,
I'd been kissin wid da toads, but this one look well,
So i started to make convo, Linked up in the hotel,
She was like "Im a virgin", I was like oh-well,
So then she starts snoggin my face, Unzippin her shirt,
Sexy tights and a skimpy skirt,
I was like take it off, Then all of a sudden my face dropped, like my rock,
When i see a vagina and a 5 inch cock.

Lool, kinda breaded midnights idea, but yh.

[S.Man]

Never hate a bitch.
Just rape a bitch.

[t33vz]

met a sweet girl named jade, down at the bar
'come back 2 my gaff, we could go far'
but it seemed bizarre, she was over in a flash
hands all over like some sorta rash
ripped off my calvins, balls in her mouth like a teabag
smokin my cock she took a quick drag
stood up, and from this i had learned
whipped out a penis 'now its your turn'